print_r($newStuff);

Array
(
 [RAndoMness]=> 28Sep09
 [JPsDocs] => 22Feb09
 [JPics] => 10Dec11
 [frontpage]
 [FeedBack]
)



ShowCal(date('my'));
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archives(all);
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print_r($background);
Array
(
 [today]=>
 [past]=>backgrounds
)
print_r($twitter);
Array
(

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    Zeros  echo $newRAM;
    added Wed September 24 2003 at 11:48 PM
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    Somehow, our society seems to be obsessed with zeros. Any time that we hit a new decade, we throw the biggest New Year's bash we can imagine. Don't even get me started on all the zeros in 2000... Half the human race seemed convinced that the world would end that night. As we all know, it didn't. We didn't even get any power outages from Y2K. I guess we'll have to wait until 2038 for all the computers to die.

    When Real Life Comics hit 1000 comics, they had a special comic. When TV shows hit 100 shows, they always run a big extravaganza and invite a million special guest stars. So... the question is:

    What am I going to do with my 100th post? We've got a nice, round number, and I don't really have any way of inviting special guests.

    And I looked over one minor little detail. This *is* my 100th post.

    Dang. I guess that I'll have to save the big exciting post for the 1000th. Wow. That could be a while. Hopefully before my website falls apart in 2038.