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    Anybody have a spare million?  echo $newRAM;
    added Sat September 20 2003 at 10:54 AM
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    I really, really want this keyboard (I hope that the link stays active for a while). I don't have a spare million, though... so please make a donation... email me and I'll tell you how to donate via PayPal.

    What? You don't have that much money? Ah well... that's understandable. So, I guess if you can't afford to get me that keyboard, you should at least get me an awesome computer... it's 99.5% cheaper, and I'll probably even get more use out of it. I decided to check out this new Mac G5... oh baby. The way I figure it, if I'm going to pay $2999 for a new computer, I might as well add another couple thousand and get all the bells and whistles that I want. 17" flat screen monitor, gig of RAM, ATI Radeon 9800 Pro, the whole AirPort setup... well, it all comes to the clear-out price of $4,964.95 +tax and shipping and handling. You GOTTA get me this computer.

    No? No keyboard, no computer? Oh well. I guess that I'll settle for a case of Ramen noodles... Thanks, you're great!